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Blast From the Past: Pig Skin

thedailyminute — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:12:05 +0000

Omigod, TDM is now in syndication….

Dad, what a real cut up he was…

Hey, boys and girls.

I know life kinda sucks nowadays.

It does, dad?

You know, it’s kinda funny, this episode.

I get to vent out my frustrations….

I mean, TV, the internet. What’s the difference.

We’re all stuck in hell, now.

I just need a roach.

Ghost Aliens

thedailyminute — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:46:51 +0000

Omigod, the second season of The Daily Minute….

….it’s like really coming to an end!

Yeah, big deal.

It’s like this comedy was too WTF for most people, anyway.

It’s OK, aliens got what we’re about.

….and ghosts got us, too!

Ooooo, what happened to the green screen?

Hey, people.

You’re not alone.

Sayonara!

Blast from the Past: Worlds of Dorkcraft

thedailyminute — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 18:32:50 +0000

Ah, Worlds of Warcraft.

Like I give a shit.

But it’s fun, it’s cool.

I get to be a zombie and kill people.

I get to sleep only three hours.

I get a chance to make my room look like hell warmed over.

Pizza cartons making these cool piles on the floor.

So, when did you take your last shower?

Noise Soup

thedailyminute — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:26:19 +0000

Robots can be cool.

Aliens could possibly be cool too.

But is this noise soup like really cool?

Could evolution be super cool?

I got a secret for you all.

This show’s second season is coming to an end soon.

Now you can be annoyed intensely by the musical.

The Daily Minute Now in Japanese!

thedailyminute — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 21:57:43 +0000

What?

TDM is now in Japanese?

So deska!

You’re kidding, right?

Oishee-desu!

MILFlicious….

and bodlicious….

Banzai!

Oh, yeah!

It’s Just Music!

thedailyminute — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 08:33:59 +0000

In the beginning….

There was all kinds of jive-ass music.

Disco.

No, rock.

No, the divas.

Fuck, no. The lady provocateurs….

Grunge, man.

Rap! Yo! Grand master, Flash!

How about the men of the people…..

CUT!

Webcam Revolutions

thedailyminute — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:57:50 +0000

What no more sitcoms?

It can’t be!

It’s over, sweetness.

Goodbye TV.

Hello, webcam sluts and farts.

My life is going to be so boring….

Uh, shut up, bitch.

Blast From The Past: Do You Do It?

thedailyminute — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 22:25:16 +0000

I can’t tell you if I do it.

Sorry….

Tumteedah….

So do you do it?

Do what?

That.

Uh….

Sigh.

Fuck off, you jerk.

Mash Up Princess

thedailyminute — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 22:02:06 +0000

OK, some people just have too much time on their hands.

Yeah, they do.

Hey, now.

I’m the new mash up princess.

….and I’m the new confession queen.

Rock it, dudes!

Know your meme.

Yeah, mutation scream!

Like I said. Some people have too much time on their hands.

….and no.

You can’ t see my tits.

Bast from The Past: Weird Dream

thedailyminute — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 19:26:44 +0000

Lately, I’ve been having trouble sleeping…

This is just a weird dream, right?

Uh, right?

It’s about unicorns with space-suits, you see.

I have to see the banana king urgently to be free.

No this is not an acid trip, oh gee!

I’m trapped in a crop circle, they’re coming for me!

Yeah, baby bring it on before, I pee!

Shut up, mom. You’re embarrassing me!

Summer, what are you doing in my weird dream?

She’s NOT my real mom.

I was adopted.

Now you can SCREAM!